Ya, but Dio literally had a monkey working for him. Nobody talks about that one.
For $17,000 you can buy one used copy of Battletoads
//that… Isn’t 17,000 dollars. Off by about 7,000 unless they’re a pro member in which case off by 8,000.
This show has too many manly men and by that I mean the perfect quantity of Manly men.
//I know this feeling…. Very well. It’s not very amusing.
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
Reminds me of a customer I had twice at my job. I greet often with
"hi there, all ready to go? "
He cuts me of with
"who’s high? You? I don’t get high, it’s illegal… So greetings"
He had snarky tone and immediately inspired a bit of rage.
I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY
// I literally would have torn the card in half and said “have a nice day” again. Not sure why… But that honestly annoys me.
//in all honesty tho, go fuck yourself Dio.